I have a friend who casts a fly for neither distance nor accuracy nor stealth. Aside from those limitations he’s a splendid fisherman.

It’s not for lack of strength or dexterity or intellect. Warren is a farm boy from Catawba, Wisconsin, and he has the farm-boy frame you’d expect: bone, muscle and gristle. He learned to play ice hockey and fly airplanes in his forties. He has a PhD in physics, teaches at Michigan Tech, and travels the world lecturing about a subject he calls “energetic materials,” something you or I would call “explosives” or “bombs.” Warren shouldn’t be such a crappy fisherman. He just doesn’t fish enough.

When he’s not in Pullman or Boston or Basel or Turino, Warren usually joins me in early summer for a camping trip on the Escanaba River. We fish, drink scotch, tell stories, play cribbage, and sleep—usually, but not always, in that order. One morning during a recent trip—before we started fishing or drinking or telling or playing—Warren learned that gravity and a tree had caused a problem for a friend. Warren generally jumps at the chance to help a friend in need; he hops and skips when the solution involves his large tractor.

“I need to run into town for a few hours. I should be back in time for the evening hatch. Don’t wait for me if I’m late. I’ll catch up with you on the river.”

“Do you have enough flies?” I asked.

“Sure.”

He proudly flashed a small plastic box that held one black Woolly Bugger, two Zug Bugs, two Prince nymphs, a worn-out Muddler Minnow, and three large Royal Wulffs. “If those don’t work, I have plenty of scotch.” He patted my back, winked, and leapt into his car. A toxic cloud of cigar smoke billowed through the window of the battered old Omni, and then he was gone.

 

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Warren

By the time Warren returned from his trip to town, I was waist-deep in the Escanaba River, straining to solve a demoralizing hatch. Steady winds and intermittent rains kept all but the tiniest bugs off the water; only teeny flies, wispy tippets, and perfect drifts could catch a fish on this un-enchanted evening. The fishing was tough and technical, and I worked hard to hook a small fish every half hour or so. What the heck would Warren do? The smallest fly in his box was a size 14 Royal Wulff, and his tippet diameter was determined by the number of times he cut off and retied a fly to his lone tapered leader. He was screwed.

Not that a better fly inventory would matter. Warren loves the Royal Wulff. He loves to fish it in all the wrong ways, in all the wrong places, at all the wrong times. If another aviating angler hadn’t invented that fly, Warren would probably fish with spinners or spoons or pork chops.

Like Warren, Lee Wulff was an avid and accomplished pilot. Unlike Warren, Lee Wulff was a fly-fishing innovator. He conceived the fishing vest, popularized left-handed reels, persuaded fishermen that “game fish are too valuable to be caught only once,” and developed a prominent style of fly that inherited his name. His most famous pattern and Warren’s favorite—the Royal Wulff—is a colorful and bushy fly that Lee himself described as strawberry shortcake for trout.

Lee’s talents and skills—like Warren’s—extended far beyond fly fishing. His restless pursuit of education introduced him to engineering at Stanford and art in Paris. He began his career with a New York City advertising agency, but ultimately found fame as an artist and fly-fishing icon.

The fly-fishing community was shocked in 1991 when Lee’s single-engine Piper Cub crashed near Hancock, New York. His copilot survived the accident and insisted that the crash had not caused Lee’s death; instead, it was Lee’s untimely death from a heart attack that had caused the crash.

Thinking about Lee’s unfortunate crash reminded me of the time Warren dodged death. He was flying a Piper Arrow somewhere between Spokane and Pullman, perfecting the maneuvers he would need to demonstrate during an upcoming commercial license exam. His main objective was to polish a procedure for recovering from a stall.

Cruising at about 4000 feet above the Palouse prairie, Warren deliberately pulled the Piper’s nose upward until the wings stopped carrying the plane. The plane stalled, and, because the clockwise rotation of the engine’s propeller pushed more wind under the right wing than the left, the right wing rose and the left wing dipped. As the plane commenced its unwelcome leftward cant, Warren did precisely what he had been taught to do, and exactly what he had done dozens of times before. But something was wrong. The left wing continued to fall and the aircraft entered a deadly spin. The plane wasn’t flying. It was falling.

Although the recovery from a spin is too dangerous to practice, Warren had read enough to know what he had to do. He pushed the buttons and levers and switches he needed to push, and pulled the ones he needed to pull until the tail was following the nose and the plane was out of its spin. The Piper was flying again; however, it was speeding straight for the prairie floor. Staving off panic, Warren forcefully raised the plane’s nose and the aircraft leveled with 1500 feet to spare. The entire ordeal lasted about 10 seconds.

My remembrance of Warren’s heroics reminded me that he was a brave and resourceful pilot, but he was not a proficient piscator. He and his nine flies would be no match for this hatch, so I succumbed to the shame, reeled in, and set out in pursuit of my friend. The rain had subsided, but the wind was still strong and the skies were darkening. If I was going to help him catch a fish, I’d have to find him soon. I roamed the river until it was too dark to see, and then reluctantly returned to camp to find Warren relaxing beside a roaring campfire with a cribbage board stationed on a small table between his chair and mine. I was gut-punched by guilt. At least he had some scotch.

“Hi, Warren. Did you get back in time to do some fishing?”

“Sure.”

“How’d you do?” I asked, and readied for remorse.

“Great. I caught one fish that was over 18 inches, one that was about 17 inches, and several that ranged from 12 to 16.”

“Really?” I expected a little embellishment in fish camp, but this was ridiculous. I inspected the scotch bottle. It was nearly full.

“Take a look. I have some photos on my computer.”

 

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Brown Trout in the Rain

Warren went on to explain that when he arrived at the river, I was busy landing a small trout. Not wanting to bother me, he headed upstream and began fishing above an old log that was a fixture in the river. The wind was gusting in the downstream direction, so Warren attached a big bushy Royal Wulff to his stumpy tippet and let the gale do most of the work. He flipped the colorful fly off to the side of the log and let it skate into the slack water just above the diminutive dam. Nothing happened when it wasn’t raining, but when the water’s surface was covered with raindrop dimples, a hefty trout emerged from the deep water beside the log to assault the Royal Wulff on every cast. Warren returned to camp when he was down to his last Wulff and it looked like the rain had stopped for the night.

“How the heck did you figure that out?”

“Well, it’s sorta like the time I got in a pickle while flying out in Washington. I had never actually done it before, but I remembered reading about it somewhere. So I tied on a Royal Wulff and gave it a try. Holy man, did it work. I’ll tell you what, Tim, if someone watched me recover from that spin in Spokane or catch those trout tonight, they’d have to say that it looked like I knew what I was doing.”

I sat quietly in dumbfounded amazement while Warren stashed his computer in the Omni.

“How’d you do? I bet you cleaned up, too.”

“Pass the scotch, friend. Low card deals.”

Royal Wulff

Royal Wulff

 

Tim Schulz

Tim Schulz

 

Author - Tim Schulz lives in Houghton, Mich., where he teaches electrical engineering at Michigan Tech. In his spare time he explores the ponds and streams of Michigan’s Upper Peninsula in search of the madness and magic that exists only where wild trout are found. Most of his adventures are inspired by a small-town attorney whose writings taught him that “so many of the other concerns of men are equally unimportant — and not nearly so much fun.” You can see some of Tim’s photography on his blog: Madness and Magic.